She is from the South Bay She loves to quote Hemmingway She vacuums the house in her high heels her lingerie Dad is an engineer Mom likes to interfere And every night its a bottle of white To hold her tight and mask her fears But she is my queen She is my Marilyn And I am her Joe DiMaggio She is my queen She does up her hair A monogamous affair Where the dinner conversation is of sex and Moliere Then its back to her flat Above the laundromat Where she will teach you how to fuck like an acrobat She will flash that angel Devil grin And wait for worship to begin