Arizona
curld up with California
then she tryied to hide the whole thing from New Mexico
who knew befor he saw them making out in Yuma
that she'd she'd been loving someone new

but California, Oh California, how could you

the bully loved her cactus, the underdog her pine
bu she would only love one at a time
New Mexcio has always hated California
and though he knew that arizona wore the pants
he got loaded then he started throwing punches
that poor injun never had a chance

scissors cut paper
paper covers rock
rock crushes scissors
scissors break apart